"Anyway I went to Chaplin’s house. And they served dinner in the living room, and I remember they served chicken, loose chicken. And there was a bowl in the middle so you could help yourself. And the plate was quite large, and it was like a soup, but not quite—it was wonderful looking. And Charlie gets a spoon, slurp, both hands, the bread, slurp, and I’m going, “Oh my God! Uuuh!” And I’m going, “I don’t believe this! ‘cause I’m very proper, and Oona was so proper, but you know, I figured she knows what to do, I’ll just follow what she does, just consider everything normal and keep on going. And it was the funniest thing, because it was such a shock! I’d never seen anybody schlurp it in and chew with an open mouth and with everything going at once. And laughing and talking and everything, and I’m going, “Oh my God!"

— Interview with Marilyn Nash, 1997.

whyexistence:

“Although not a pessimist or a misanthrope, there are days when contact with any human being makes me physically ill. I am oppressed at such times and in such periods by what was known among the Romantics as world-weariness. I feel a total stranger to life.
Solitude is the only relief. The dream-world is then the great reality; the real world an illusion. I go to my library and live with the great abstract thinkers—Spinoza, Schopenhauer, Nietzsche and Walter Pater.” 
— Charlie Chaplin, Charlie Chaplin: Interviews

From “The Hamlet-Like Nature of Charlie Chaplin”, New York Times, December 12, 1920.

whyexistence:

“Although not a pessimist or a misanthrope, there are days when contact with any human being makes me physically ill. I am oppressed at such times and in such periods by what was known among the Romantics as world-weariness. I feel a total stranger to life.

Solitude is the only relief. The dream-world is then the great reality; the real world an illusion. I go to my library and live with the great abstract thinkers—Spinoza, Schopenhauer, Nietzsche and Walter Pater.” 

Charlie Chaplin, Charlie Chaplin: Interviews

From “The Hamlet-Like Nature of Charlie Chaplin”, New York Times, December 12, 1920.

"The little tramp’s shoes are too big; he can not manage his feet; his pants do not fit; he has a habit of getting in wrong wherever he goes. So much so, that at moments we feel more like crying than laughing."

— Max Eastman, The Enjoyment Of Laughter (1936)

"When I was young, the idea of an orgy was tremendously exciting. Charlie Chaplin once organized one in Hollywood for me and two Spanish friends, but when the three ravishing young women arrived from Pasadena, they immediately got into a tremendous argument over which one was going to get Chaplin, and in the end all three left in a huff."

— From Luis Bunuel’s autobiography, My Last Breath. The bungled orgy took place during the summer of 1930 while Bunuel was visiting Chaplin.

"In this world there’s room for everyone and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone."

— Charles Chaplin, The Great Dictator, 1940

Charlie with his friend, writer & political activist Max Eastman, at the Chaplin Studios, 1919.
“He had to be understood as an untrained waif, a dream-endowed gamin, a delicate-minded guttersnipe—a leaf of paper with sacred writings on it, blown through the streets of a London slum.”
—Max Eastman, Great Companions (1959)

Charlie with his friend, writer & political activist Max Eastman, at the Chaplin Studios, 1919.

“He had to be understood as an untrained waif, a dream-endowed gamin, a delicate-minded guttersnipe—a leaf of paper with sacred writings on it, blown through the streets of a London slum.”

—Max Eastman, Great Companions (1959)

"What do you want to do, populate Los Angeles?"

Charlie to his second wife, Lita, upon hearing the news that she was pregnant with their second child.

Source: Lita Grey Chaplin’s divorce complaint, 1927

Filming The Kid. 
Raymond Lee played the bully who picks on Jackie Coogan in this scene (Lee also appeared in A Day’s Pleasure (along with Jackie) & The Pilgrim (the child who applauds Charlie’s sermon).
Many years later, Lee recalled Charlie guiding the two boys through the scene:
“Boys this is a very simple scene. Very simple. Two boys fighting. All boys fight. Must be a million boys fighting all over the world this very minute. It’s born in you—like tonsils. But boys, you aren’t fighting. You’re dancing with each other.
…There is hunger in this scene. A boyish hunger makes Raymond steal Jackie’s toy. And Jackie fights for his hunger… It’s not an ordinary fight. It’s been going on for thousands of years but it still isn’t an ordinary fight. I’ve been so hungry I could eat a shoe!”
(“I Was A Chaplin Kid” by Raymond Lee, 1966. Reprinted in The Legend of Charlie Chaplin by Peter Haining)

Filming The Kid.

Raymond Lee played the bully who picks on Jackie Coogan in this scene (Lee also appeared in A Day’s Pleasure (along with Jackie) & The Pilgrim (the child who applauds Charlie’s sermon).

Many years later, Lee recalled Charlie guiding the two boys through the scene:

“Boys this is a very simple scene. Very simple. Two boys fighting. All boys fight. Must be a million boys fighting all over the world this very minute. It’s born in you—like tonsils. But boys, you aren’t fighting. You’re dancing with each other.

…There is hunger in this scene. A boyish hunger makes Raymond steal Jackie’s toy. And Jackie fights for his hunger… It’s not an ordinary fight. It’s been going on for thousands of years but it still isn’t an ordinary fight. I’ve been so hungry I could eat a shoe!”

(“I Was A Chaplin Kid” by Raymond Lee, 1966. Reprinted in The Legend of Charlie Chaplin by Peter Haining)

Cover of Italian magazine Epoca, 1954.
Charlie always preferred cats over dogs, at least as pets. According to his son, Charlie, Jr., his father was sure that their fur was “a carrier of germs” and he found their drooling “distasteful”. But his father felt differently toward cats.
“‘A cat’, he once told me as a child, ‘is proud and independent. You don’t find that in a dog. If a cat is hungry it’ll drink the milk you give it. But it won’t for a minute think it owes you anything in return. It never sells its liberty. And just look at its grace and beauty!”
(My Father, Charlie Chaplin, Charles Chaplin, Jr.)

Cover of Italian magazine Epoca, 1954.

Charlie always preferred cats over dogs, at least as pets. According to his son, Charlie, Jr., his father was sure that their fur was “a carrier of germs” and he found their drooling “distasteful”. But his father felt differently toward cats.

“‘A cat’, he once told me as a child, ‘is proud and independent. You don’t find that in a dog. If a cat is hungry it’ll drink the milk you give it. But it won’t for a minute think it owes you anything in return. It never sells its liberty. And just look at its grace and beauty!”

(My Father, Charlie Chaplin, Charles Chaplin, Jr.)

Josephine and her daddy, c. 1952
“Charlie looked at Josephine…’That one looks just like Mabel Normand,’ ‘Remember her?’ 
‘Sweet Mabel,’ Chaplin said, and he gave a little laugh.”
—Lillian Ross, Moments With Chaplin (although short—only 60 pages—this book is one of my favorites on Chaplin).

Josephine and her daddy, c. 1952

“Charlie looked at Josephine…’That one looks just like Mabel Normand,’ ‘Remember her?’

‘Sweet Mabel,’ Chaplin said, and he gave a little laugh.”

—Lillian Ross, Moments With Chaplin (although short—only 60 pages—this book is one of my favorites on Chaplin).

Charlie & Russian ballerina Anna Pavlova at the Chaplin Studios.
“The sublime is rare in any vocation or art. And Pavlova was one of those rare artists who had it.  She never failed to affect me profoundly …. As she danced, every move  was the center of gravity. The moment she made her entrance no matter how gay or winsome she was, I wanted to weep, for she personified the tragedy of perfection.”
—Charles Chaplin, My Autobiography (1964)

Charlie & Russian ballerina Anna Pavlova at the Chaplin Studios.

“The sublime is rare in any vocation or art. And Pavlova was one of those rare artists who had it. She never failed to affect me profoundly …. As she danced, every move was the center of gravity. The moment she made her entrance no matter how gay or winsome she was, I wanted to weep, for she personified the tragedy of perfection.”

—Charles Chaplin, My Autobiography (1964)

"Film music must never sound as if it were concert music. While it actually may convey more to the beholder-listener than the camera conveys at a given moment, still it must be never more than the voice of that camera"

— Charlie Chaplin, 1940

Work (1915)
“Most of the fun in Work, one of my very latest releases, comes through the efforts of a painter’s assistant to push a two-wheeled barrow loaded with materials. This idea came to me from a scene I witnessed, one that was not funny for the assistant, but very laughable for the bystanders. The man was trying to get up a hill, and the weight of the barrow kept pulling him up in the air, and letting him down again, until finally he was carried up in a half circle over his barrow wheel and the contents were spilled. I enlarged the idea, and the audiences shout with amusement.”
—From “How I Made My Success” by Charlie Chaplin, The Theater (September, 1915).

Work (1915)

“Most of the fun in Work, one of my very latest releases, comes through the efforts of a painter’s assistant to push a two-wheeled barrow loaded with materials. This idea came to me from a scene I witnessed, one that was not funny for the assistant, but very laughable for the bystanders. The man was trying to get up a hill, and the weight of the barrow kept pulling him up in the air, and letting him down again, until finally he was carried up in a half circle over his barrow wheel and the contents were spilled. I enlarged the idea, and the audiences shout with amusement.”

—From “How I Made My Success” by Charlie Chaplin, The Theater (September, 1915).

Charlie in St. Moritz, Switzerland during his world tour, c. 1931-32. His companion, May Reeves, is on the right. In A Comedian Sees The World, Chaplin’s memoir of his world tour, he said: “I’ve never been intrigued by Switzerland. Personally I dislike all mountainous country. I feel hemmed in and isolated from from the rest of the world. The ominous presence of mountains towering above me gives me a feeling of futility.” Ironically, Chaplin made his final home in Switzerland in 1953. One can assume by that time he was happy to be isolated from the rest of the world.

Charlie in St. Moritz, Switzerland during his world tour, c. 1931-32. His companion, May Reeves, is on the right. In A Comedian Sees The World, Chaplin’s memoir of his world tour, he said: “I’ve never been intrigued by Switzerland. Personally I dislike all mountainous country. I feel hemmed in and isolated from from the rest of the world. The ominous presence of mountains towering above me gives me a feeling of futility.” Ironically, Chaplin made his final home in Switzerland in 1953. One can assume by that time he was happy to be isolated from the rest of the world.

"Charlie as I knew him, and as a lot of our mutual friends knew him, was impossibly, childishly romantic. I liked that about him. Always, from childhood on, always expecting to meet the beautiful princess who would fall in love with him as deeply as he fell in love with her, and then they’d live happily ever after. When he met Hetty, she was from all I’ve heard a girl who looked just like a little fairy princess, and when that didn’t work out, he went out looking for another like her. Notice that he steered away at least in marriage from mature women like Edna who could really help him and be “good” for him. Instead he’d go for these little fairy-princess-looking types-Mildred and Lita and even Paulette with that gamine quality of hers. The trouble with Mildred and Lita and Paulette was that they only looked like fairy princesses. Charlie never gave up. He finally found her when he was fifty. Oona was a fairy princess come true-type-casting right out of Disney, young, beautiful, adoring, innocent-and it didn’t make one tiny teeny little damn that they were so far apart in years. You also have to remember that Charlie even with white hair never looked his age because he never was his age. Charlie just never grew up. He was always young, always Jimmy the Fearless, always the handsome young prince, and a hell of a rare one who could break your heart and make you yell with laughter at the same time. And at last he got his fairy princess and they sure as hell lived happily ever after. I think it’s one of the great love stories of history."

Stan Laurel, quoted in John McCabe’s Charlie Chaplin